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I think there's nothing cooler than being a lone wolf.

Except at wolf picnics when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races.

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A rabbit is running around the forest...

when he comes across a lone wolf rolling up a joint. He says to him:
"Hey wolf, that's terrible! Don't do that, come with me and lets run together." The wolf is bewildered, yet agrees to go.

So now they both run through the forest when suddenly they encounter a timid bear about to mainlin...

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A young tribal boy asks the village chief:

โ€œHow did Howling Moon receive her name?โ€

*Ah,* answers the chief. โ€œAs her mother went into labor there was a lone wolf howling into the moon!โ€

The boy ponders and asks, โ€œWhat about Jumping Brook? How was he named?โ€

โ€œOh yes,โ€ answered the Chief. โ€œOn the morning of his birth we wa...

So this is society..

Muslim Shooter = entire religion guilty

Black Shooter = entire race guilty

White shooter = mentally troubled lone wolf

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A Native American boy walks up to his dad...

He asks "Dad how do you come up with the names for us?"

"Son." he says. "When your mother was giving birth to your brother I looked out the TeePee and I saw a lone wolf so I named your brother Lone Wolf.

The son looks at his father nods his head and says "How about my sister?"

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