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Living Forever Jokes

I plan on living forever.

So far, so good.

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The secret to living forever

There was an Indian Guru who knew the secret to living forever, so a guy decides to go find him. After years of searching, the guy finally finds the guru and asks: "do you know the secret to living forever?"

The guru says: "yes, but you will have to give up a few things."

"First you m...

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Typical blonde

Death: It's your time. give me your hand


Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die!

Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five!


Blonde: *high fives*

Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...

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