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Life Size Jokes

I bought a life size 3d model of plankton from spongebob.

4days later I got an empty box full of bubble wrap. I still don't know where plankton is.

What do you call a life sized miss piggy doll?

Amy Schumer on a good day

Saw a sketchy looking man outside Walmart begging for money so he could buy the new life size Wonder Woman doll.

I swear, these heroine addicts looking worse every year.

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My mate went to Holland and bought me back a life size blow up dolly that gives blow jobs. I thought that's nice.

Two Lips from Amsterdam.

Halloween Pickup Lines #3

Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.

I wanna bob for your apples.

You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.

I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!

Why don't we go somewhere where I can stick a can...

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An old Jew

An old Jew who survived the German concentration camps is living in America. Every Monday he goes to his local convenience store and buys a lotto ticket. One day he hits a winner and wins big. The first thing he buys is a life size statue of Adolph Hitler to put in his living room. His family and fr...

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