Lazy Person Jokes - 6 Hilarious Lazy Person Jokes

I was in a lazy person contest

I won by default because my opponent didn’t even come.

Lazy person fact #4843091:

You were too lazy to read that number.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A lazy person. A lazy person who?

You guys can fill in the rest for yourselves.

What do you call a lazy person who is nice?

A sweet potato.

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What's the difference between a lazy person and a drug smuggler?

One has to get their arse in gear...

The other has to get their gear in arse.

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

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