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Born This Way Jokes

A bear walks in to a bar and says, “I’ll have a gin and..........tonic.” The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?” The bear looks down for a second and says, “I don’t know,

I guess I was just born this way.”

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Legless parrot

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, "Jeesh. I wonder what happened to this Parrot?"

The parrot says, "I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot."

"Holy shit," the guy replies. "You actually...

"Look, ma, no hands."

"Stop insulting your little brother, Billy. He was born this way."

Being single and childless is not a choice

I was born this way.

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I can't help that I'm a virgin

I was born this way

Man with a particularly little head

A man is walking on the beach he sees an odd looking elderly man about half a football field away. As he gets closer, he notices that the old man has extremely little head. Out of curiosity, he decides to strike up a conversation.

"How's it going sir?"

"Good, how you doing?"

"G...

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A guy is walking down the beach and finds a woman with no arms and no legs...

A guy is walking down the beach and finds a woman with no arms and no legs laying in the sand...and she is in tears. "What's wrong?" the man asked. "I was born this way and I never really had any family to speak of. I've never been hugged by anyone my whole life." she replied. The man gracefully pic...

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