Turned on the radio to hear "Shallow". I'm not a fan so switched stations and got "Bad Romance". I also don't like that so tried a third station and got "Poker Face".
It seems that, all I hear is radio Gaga.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
What is the difference between a politician and a poker player?
None. They are both lying with a poker face on.
Just a sheep comversation
*Hi Sam, how you doin?*
*I don't a give flock anyway*
And they both looked at the camera with a poker face.
Two couples were playing poker one evening.
Dave accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Frank's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Dave upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
How do you wake up Lady GaGa?
You poker face.
Wandering through the hot desert, a youthful looking man comes upon a tent. Intrigued, he ventures inside...
...there before him lies a table with three upright cups. Behind the table, grinning ear to ear, is the proprietor.
“Welcome! Welcome!”, the proprietor says. “Care to play? Only five shekels. Keep track of which cup has the bean under it and win double.”
Unmoved, the man replies, “Cert...
How I became famous at a hospital during a surgery.
So to give some background information. I was 12 years old at the time and at Emory Hospital in Atlanta, Georgia. The reason why was so I could get a tumor out of my eyeball, which was usually a sign of cancer in people in their 50s-60s, not when they are 12. So when I was in the waiting room for my...
A girl goes on holidays in Jamaica
She met a nice local and they start dating. After a couple of days she tells him: - I am sorry but you never told me your name. - I can't, you'll find it ridiculous, I don't want you to laugh at me... - Oh please, please, I promise. I won't laugh at you. - Ok, my name is S...
An interesting fact about Darth Vader
He's got a good poker face