A lady approached me, and said "Every time you smile, i want to give you my number!"
I said "Aww that's sweet. Are you single?"
She replied "No. I'm a dentist."
Turned on the radio to hear "Shallow". I'm not a fan so switched stations and got "Bad Romance". I also don't like that so tried a third station and got "Poker Face".
It seems that, all I hear is radio Gaga.
A good romance starts with trust, mutual respect and kindness.
A bad romance starts with Rah..Rah..Ah...Ah...Ah.....
Lady Gaga once dated a fish
He felt that the relationship was abusive.
He was a cod in a bad romance.
A baby helped me out the other day...
I asked him, "How do I find other songs by the singer of 'Bad Romance'?"
He replied: "Google Gaga"
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