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Bad Romance

A lady approached me, and said
"Every time you smile, i want to give you my number!"

I said "Aww that's sweet. Are you single?"

She replied "No. I'm a dentist."

Turned on the radio to hear "Shallow". I'm not a fan so switched stations and got "Bad Romance". I also don't like that so tried a third station and got "Poker Face".

It seems that, all I hear is radio Gaga.

A good romance starts with trust, mutual respect and kindness.

A bad romance starts with Rah..Rah..Ah...Ah...Ah.....

Lady Gaga once dated a fish

He felt that the relationship was abusive.



He was a cod in a bad romance.

A baby helped me out the other day...

I asked him, "How do I find other songs by the singer of 'Bad Romance'?"

He replied: "Google Gaga"

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