David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink. "It’s a pleasure to serve you Mr Hasselhoff,” said the bartender.
“Just call me Hoff,” he replied.
“Sure,” said the bartender. “No hassle.”
Damn girl are you David Hasselhoff?
Because I wanna ride you like Spongebob and Patrick getting the crown to Bikini Bottom from Shell City to save the day and Mr. Krabs
David Hasselhoff walks into a bar
The bartender saw him and exclaimed “omg! Its you david hasselhoff!”
David Hasselhoff wanting to sound casual replied “hey buddy, you can call me hoff!”
Bartender “ no hassel”
Why did David Hasselhoff change his name to 'The Hoff'?
He couldn't be bothered with the hassle
I just heard that David Hasselhoff sold part of his name for $10 million.
I just hope it was worth the Hassel
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Science has proven that everyone thinks about David Hasselhoff at least once while they masturbate.
Don't believe me? Just wait until later.
So a few years ago David Hasselhoff said to his agent "I just want to be known as The Hoff"
His agent replied "no Hassel"
A young boy asks his grandfather
A young boy asks his grandfather:
"What's the most common English expression?"
The Grandfather, full of wisdom, says, "I love baseball and apple pie."
Puzzled, the boy shrugs it off and continues.
"So, what's the most common German expression?"
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