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Kins Jokes

An astronaut lands on an alien world.

Once upon a time an astronaut landed on an alien world. The world was full of trees and plants and wildlife. But one species in particular caught his eye. Short and round with huge feet, they were kind. They sang songs all day, drank, and made merry. After observing them from afar for many days, the...

What do you call cousins who sleep together?

Nap kins

What do you call family members you sleep with?

Nap-kins!

If sleep is the cousin of death,

then nap-kins are at least relatives.

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