Three people became shipwrecked on an island inhabited by cannibals.

They were swiftly captured and told they would be killed, cooked, eaten, and their skin would be used to line the tribe’s canoes, but they would be able to choose how they died.

The first man, a British man, decided he wanted to die by the sword. In an instant, a tribesman cut his head off. ...

Why wasn't the tribesman angry when he lost his knife?

He was a nomad

Two cannibals who haven't had a decent meal in some time catch a neighboring tribesman in the jungle.

After discussing how to keep things fair, they decide that one should start at the feet and the other at the head to make sure they get an equal amount.

A few minutes into the meal, the cannibal who started at the head asks, "How's it going down there?"

"I'm having a ball!" says the ot...

A pagan tribesman accidentally walks into a Christian priest, who clasps the cross around his neck with trembling hands and screams "Dear God!"

Also frightened, the tribesman clasps his ritual bone-necklace, screaming "Deer God!"

Why are native South African Tribesman immune to lightning?

'cause you can't Shaka Zulu.

Two explorers discover two adjacent islands, both inhabited by indigenous tribes...

They want to be the first to contact these tribes, learn their language, and report their findings as soon as possible. To help speed things up, they decide to split up to an island each, learn the languages of each tribe, and meet back up later to discuss findings.

After a couple weeks, one ...

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3 men shipwrecked on desert island

(Beer garden banter joke. Works best when you use yourself and people you know as the protagonists, just replace names and choose the butt of the joke)

3 men get shipwrecked on a desert island.
Their boat ruined they head in-land to find salvation, when out of the trees lunges a huge 7 fo...

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A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?”

"Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first."


The doctor not knowing what to do stands cluelessly until a tribesman explains to him: " Us...

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The cheif of a tribe becomes constipated

He askes one of his tribesmen to go to the white doctor in a nearby city and get medicine. The tribesman does so. He reaches the doctor and says 'Big chief no shit'

The doctor understands and gives him some laxative. However, the next day the tribesman comes back and says 'Big chief still no ...

So I discovered that the creatures from avatar have come up with a new business idea.

They’ll let you rent a tribesman as a father figure over the Christmas period.

I heard they’re being called For lease na’vi Dads

Unga Bunga

Three men wind up stranded on a deserted island. They encounter a native tribe, who captures them and brings them before their leader.

The chief asks them a simple question: "death or unga bunga?"

Not wanting to die, the first man chooses unga bunga, thinking it must surely be better t...

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A tired man decides he needs to get away from it all

He quits his job, packs up his belongings, and flees to a remote region of Siberia.

After days of hiking through the cold, he stumbles upon a small tribe entirely comprised of men.

“A visitor has found our humble community!” the tribe’s leader announces. “Come, join us brother!” The wh...

A man finds himself in a secluded tribe

Interested in their way of living, the man goes up to one of the tribesmen and asks them what they do all day.

“Eat, drink, and hit the gym.” Answered the first tribesman.

Impressed, the man goes up to another tribesman and asks the same question.

“Eat, drink, and hit the gym.” ...

A Missionary in South America

A Missionary in South America teaches native indigenous tribesman to English language. They paddling on a boat on the Amazon River and the Missionary teaches him: "This is a river. This is a forest. These are the trees. There are leaves on them. "

Down by the river they saw a couple making l...

The captured explorer...

There was once an intrepid explorer called Eric, he was wandering in a hitherto unknown part of Africa. One day in the jungle, his guides are ambushed and killed with poison darts. Eric is the only one taken alive and he is bound and gagged. They drag him back to their village and present him to the...

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Three missionaries are captured in the Amazon

Three explorers are captured by a remote tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders. He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for booka. The tribe starts screaming BOOKA! and danc...

Three people in the Amazon forest get caught by a tribe...

They were being held by the tribesmen outside the village. The head tribesman who speaks English tells them, "You have trespassed into our territory. As we are a considerate folk, you have the option to choose either Jhingalala for a minute or Death. You can give me your choice when you are summoned...

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Three men were walking in the jungle.

They had been walking for days, and it was becoming apparent that they were lost.

Just when they were about to give up, a group of natives from a jungle tribe captured them and took them to their village.

The three men were thrown into a cage in the middle of the village, for all the ...

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Three explorers and a cannibalistic tribe

There were three explorers out on an expedition when they suddenly realized that they were lost. They walked around for hours when finally they saw smoke in the distance. They knew there must be a civilization there so they headed in that direction.

When they got there they were confronted by...

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3 explorers are ambushed by cannibals...

Fighting valiantly the explorers held their ground longer than expected. Unfortunately they were outnumbered by the cannibalistic tribesman 5 to 1. They were eventually forced to surrender.
Defeated, the explorers were bound together and gagged by the tribesman, who carried off the three men to ...

A man is sent to live amongst a tribe in Africa.

After settling in to his new lodgings he hears a loud set of pipes playing near the tribes village. He asks one of the tribe members what the pipe music is for and he answers, "Nobody know for sure, just that very bad thing happen when they stop." The man begins to worry about what this bad thing co...

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The Amazon

Three guys were on vacation in the Amazon, when they became separated from their tour group. After stumbling through the forest for hours, they finally stumbled upon an indigenous tribe, all of whom were naked, and statues of penises everywhere. Hoping that they may care for or help them find help, ...

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African Roulette

A man is on a trip to Africa where he stumbles into a local tribesman. The tribesman takes him to see his chief, who is a very dedicated host. After a big ceremony to welcome the visitor, the host invites the man to play a game.
"In our tribe we have a game called 'African Roulette'", he said. "I...

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A Spaniard, a Frenchman, and an American are on a rain-forest expedition...

When suddenly, out of nowhere, they are captured by a tribe of cannibals. The chief of the tribe has the men brought before him.

"Our tribe has lasted for many, many seasons." he says, "Mainly due to our chiefs being able to make changes to benefit our tribe. I have decided that during **my**...

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