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She asked me why I love her.

I said it's because of your keen insight and large handbags...


In other words, your perspicacity and purse capacity.

Another Blonde Joke

A blonde went to an appliance store sale and caught the sight of a great bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman, who was standing nearby. “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes,” he replied. With this information in mind, she hurried back home and dyed her hair, then rushed back and...

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