Ken Dodd Jokes

"I don't see the point of coming back as a tin of milk"

Ken Dodd doing a gig at the liverpool empire. Walked out at the interval and quietly nipped to the bar sat a couple tables away completely oblivious were two scouse blokes chatting between themselves first bloke says “what’s the difference between Ken Dodd and a coconut?”
Second bloke replies “I... read more

I said, "I've got something to tell you, but it's hard to say."

She said nervously "Go on."

I said. "Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead."