Chur Jokes - 4 Hilarious Chur Jokes

A Maori Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital , so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside:

'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.'
A guy walking past sees the sign and thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100, so he goes into the clinic.

Guy: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Doc; "Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mout...

If you want to fool a Canadian into thinking you're also a Canadian, you only have to say one word. . .

Chur-on-no

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An Aussie walks up to a kiwi

Aussie: Hey bro, is that your dog?

Kiwi: Yeah.

Aussie: Mind if I talk to it?

Kiwi: Uhh, yeah chur, but dogs dont talk.

Aussie: Hey dog, how ya doing?

Dog: yeah good thanks mate.

The kiwi looks shocked.

Aussie: Is that your owner?

Dog: Yeah.
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A kiwi man was in Australia for the Bledisloe Cup when he began to experience testicular pain..

So he went to see an Australian doctor and get some tests done.

Dr: "Your results are back sir and unfortunately they are not good. We are going to have to remove your testicles".

Kiwi: "Awwww no way bru! I'm going to git a sicond opinion!"

So the kiwi finds another Aussie docto...

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