Two whales are sitting at a bar...

Two whales are sitting at a bar. The first leans closer to the second and says: "Wooooooo-ahhhhhh-oooo-ahhhh-ahn-ahn-ahn-woooooooo"

The second whale pushes him back, setting him upright on his stool and grumbles: "Shut up, Frank, you're drunk!

Three doctors

Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.'' Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ''I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.'' Doctor Ahn says, ''I prefer lawyers. They’re gutless, heartless, brai...

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