She’s love me not.

My wife kisses me a lot more when I’m cutting the carne asada. At first I thought, “wow, she really loves me” but then I realized she only wants me for my meat.

What's a robot's favourite Mexican food?

Silicon Carne.

A guy goes to the ENT Doctor and says:

"Listen doc, my wife is slowly becoming deaf. What should I do? How can I cure her?"
The doctor answers: "Well, take her to me and I'll see what I can do."
But the guy says: "No, I don't want to."
The doctor is surprised and says: "Why? How can I make a diagnose without seeing her?" ...

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