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Jonestown Massacre Jokes

Reflections on the Jonestown massacre of 1978

As a society, we sometimes tell jokes about some of the most horrific events--mass murders, disasters, and so on. Often the jokes start within a day or two of the catastrophe, even before the dead can be counted. Perhaps we do it as a coping or healing mechanism, or perhaps it's our only extant type...

Why does nobody ever tell Jonestown Massacre jokes?

... because the punchlines are too long

Struggling to write a new joke about the Jonestown Massacre.

I always mess up the punch.

In 1978, the Jonestown massacre happened where 909 ppl lost their lives. You never hear too many jokes about it…

because the punchline is too long.

Why does nobody talk about the Jonestown massacre?

They beat us to the punch.

I have this great joke about the Jonestown massacre but it's difficult to tell

The punch line is sooo long.

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