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Investment Banking Jokes

An investment banking joke

There was a man with an ailing horse. Visiting the vet he said: "Can you help me? Sometimes the horse walks fine and sometimes he limps."

The vets reply was pointed: "No problem - when he's walking fine, sell him."
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I thought about going into investment banking

Then I lost interest.
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