A woman hears a noise

She thinks it's and intruder and decides to call the cops. The dispatch officer asks her if she saw anything. She replies she only heard it but that she is sure someone is in her house because she can hear footsteps. The dispatch said that they would send the next available officer but that they wer...

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A traveller goes into a bar in a small village

A traveller goes into a bar in a small village and orders a drink. He's sitting there a while and notices an old man in the corner who looks pretty down, so he decides to go and chat with him.

He walks up to the man and says "I hope i'm not intruding but i saw you looking sad and thought i wo...

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A woman sat down in her seat on an airplane

Next to a well dressed man. After 5 minutes the man sneezed, wiped his nose, and pulled out his penis to wipe it off. The lady was shocked but didn't say anything. 5 minutes later the same thing happened; sneeze, wipe nose, wipe penis.

After happening a few more times the lady leaned over an...

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An American, an Englishman, a German and a Japanese go golfing on their annual meetup...

As they are playing, they hear a ringing sound. The American rushes to his golf bag and pulls out a mobile phone. He answers the phone and when the conversation is done, he explains to his friends, "My company needs to be in touch with me all the time, so I carry this fancy phone around with me." Th...

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