Why is Trump so fixated about the border?

Because he is hooked on adderwall

I Just Started My Job as a Minister's Assistant

My local church just hired me to assist the minister, and so far the job is going very well. The only real challenge is that he's very particular about the display towards the front of the sanctuary. He insists that it be kept spotless at all times, decorated with the freshest flowers, and have ever...

A little girl lived next to a Firehouse.

Inspired by the activity when the firemen would respond to an emergency, she decided she wanted to be just like them.She took her little red wagon and rolled up a garden hose and stuck it to the wagon.Then she fixated a crude,makeshift ladder.Finally she grabbed a rope,tied one end to the front of h...

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You can die of suffocation by staring at someone's rear.

That's right. You can get ass-fixated.

A man walks through a forest.

He notices a squirrel sitting in a tree, staring intensely at him.
Up ahead, he encounters even more squirrels. All seem to be fixated on his appearance.
Baffled, the man asks the squirrels what's up.
"Hey, why are all of you staring at me like that?"
"Well," one of the squirrels answer...

A cowboy, bored with his life, decides to head east...

He embarks by train from California, hoping to seek a new job and new adventures.

Somewhere in Arizona, the train slows down at a small station and passengers stream on and off. Looking through a window, the cowboy sees an old Native American man wearing what looks like the garb of a powerful...

The origin of the angel on top of the tree

It must've been the coldest winter ever, with the worst snow storm this world has ever seen brewing in the North Pole on the Eve of Christmas. Santa was bedridden with a nasty stomach bug, and his workshop was short-staffed as many of the elves had contracted ~~herpes from sodomizing each other~~ th...

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Guy goes into an old Chinese Curiosity Shop in New York. Looking at all the strange, and unique items, he spots a large stuffed rat...

... It being very large and strange, the gentleman decides that it would be a great conversation starter for his office.

He approaches the old Chinese man behind the counter and pays for the large stuffed rat, but as he is leaving he swears he can hear the old Chinese man cackling behind...

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Amazing Frog

Guy bellies up to the bar and the sees that the guy next to him has a giant bull frog with him sitting on top of the bar. Guy asks " What's with the frog?" Other Man replies "You aren't going to believe this but this frog gives the best blowjob you will ever have in your life." Of course this dude...

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