After completing filming of License to Kill, Timothy Dalton was dismayed when producers told him they wanted him to retire from the James Bond franchise.
He pleaded with producers to give him just one more film but they already had his replacement lined up, a younger actor they felt was more suitable for the leading role in an action movie. But Dalton wouldn't quit that easily. He convinced the producers that if he could best his would-be replacement...
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My chemistry teacher asked me a question in class.
She told to me to rank all the bonds.
So I did.
She sent me outside the class. I still wonder if there were any Moore?
What do you call a cow with only two legs? Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Two cows are grazing in the field. One cow says to the other, "Hey Dorris, you worried about this Mad-Cow Disease epidemic?" The other cow turns and says, "Why would I be? I'm a chic...