What do you call a superhero who's made out of instant noodles?

Ra-man.

Are instant noodles male or female?

Male. Cause they get ready in a couple of minutes.

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A woman is out buying groceries...

She buys one apple, one banana, one small milk, a frozen meal for one and one cup of instant noodles. The cashier looks at her and says "So, I suppose you're single?" The woman looks away, blushing, and answers "Yes I am. How did you know?" The cashier replies "Because you are fucking ugly."

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