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Instagram Model Jokes

Instagram models’ beauty is so intense, it causes

Reality to bend around them

How do Instagram models get paid?

Per DM

What do you call a sick Instagram model?

An Influenza

I told my friends I am an Instagram Model

‘Unemployed’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it

Whenever I see Instagram models working out, I am inspired to do my own workout.

Unfortunately, it's only for my left arm.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I was offered sex with a 24 year old Instagram model last night. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner.

Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available in lemon scent or vanilla.

How many Instagram models does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, they hold the light bulb up and the world revolves around them.

My girlfriend, an Instagram model, asked me to go to the store. She said to get groceries and nothing else.

Just food for thot.

For all you men dreaming of elaborate ways of hooking up with an Instagram model, all it took me was a good dinner date....

Just some food for thot.

They say that going to school is important

but becoming a instagram model is importanter!

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