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Fashion Show Jokes

I went to a fashion show the other day.

But they were just a bunch if posers.

Edna Mode has been to fashion shows across the global, but there’s one place she will never visit…

Cape Town

Why did the mechanic have a disappointing fashion show?

There was no time to change attire.

What do you call Jesus at a fashion show?

A Cross Dresser.

A homeless man walks into a fashion show.

And that's how we got to know about the "Torn" jeans.

A PETA member was going to drive himself to a fashion show, but he changed his mind...

...when he found out they would show fur.

When the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show comes on the TV.

So do I.

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Girl and her dad are driving around, when an aisle of women leaving a fashion show suddenly walk onto the road, nearly being hit by them.

Girl says: "That was pretty fucking clothes."

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