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Inspirational Jokes

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Did you hear about that rare porn movie that has been hailed as an inspirational timeless classic?

They said it would inspire people for generations to come.

Teachers can be inspirational...

My teacher told me that I marched to the tune of a different drummer..

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Then he kicked me out of Band.

My friend has a really inspirational story.

He used to be a cop, but after a while the job really got to him. He was an alcoholic for a long time, and a particular thing for strong, dark beers.

Eventually though, my friend decided to make a change. He went to therapy, quit drinking, and he even quit his job to pursue his real passion....

I find mute vocalists to be the most inspirational people

They truly are unsung heroes

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I got an inspirational quote tattooed on my dick...

But women were like, TL;DR!

Tall people don't need to be inspirational

Everyone already looks up to them.

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Every time I see someone posting lyrics of inspirational songs on social media, I get really pissed off.

But I will survive.

Inspirational quotes to live by until I got divorced

# Here's the original 7 quotes to live by:

1. Make peace with your past, so it won't disturb your future.
2. What other people think of you is none of your business.
3. The only person in charge of your happiness is you.
4. Don't compare your life to others. Comparison is the thief o...

Whenever I wake with a terrible hangover, I proudly invoke the inspirational last words of the philosopher Socrates who died saying:

"What the hell did I drink?"

Most Contradictory Inspirational Quote Ever?

"Follow Your Dreams."

-Freddy Kreuger, 2016

I was watching the paraolympics and it was so inspirational

My little boy turns around to me and says "daddy, when i grow up, i want to be disabled!"

That priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom was actually a really inspirational guy.

He touched so many hearts.

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I find it inspirational to watch videos of people who are good at their jobs but it makes my wife furious.

I guess she doesn't want me to be as rich and successful as porn star.

So my buddy thought it'd be a good idea to get an inspirational tattoo on his forehead...

Boy, was his face read.

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