One night when i was young, a crow came to me in a dream.
"Your aunt is going to die!" It cawed. I woke up immediately and ran to tell my parents. They told me "Go back to bed its only a dream."
Then that morning they got a...
So Gandhi wandered the desert barefoot and had hard, worn feet...
He was very thin from fasting often, his followers considered him prophetic, and because of his fasting and strange diet had chronic bad breath.
In short, you could say he was a
Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
Carruthers and Blenkinsop have been lost in the desert for many days, and they just finished the last of their water that morning.
Blenkinsop says "Carruthers, old chap, to be perfectly honest it looks like we're finished," and Carruthers says "You're probably right, old fellow, but never say die, what? You never know what's over the next sand-dune."
Prophetic words, for over the next sand dune they spy what appears to b...
If you switch the B and S in Osama bin Laden, it becomes Obama Sin-Laden . . .
Some might consider that prophetic, others slanderous.
But I say it's just flippin' BS.
One night, a boy dreamt that his grandmother was about to die.
When morning came and the boy woke up, he told his father about the dream he had. The father paid no mind to the dream until later that day when, as the clock struck midnight, the father received a call from his own father, informing him of his mother's heart attack and subsequent death.
Did you hear about the guy who had his knee replaced with a Magic 8-Ball?
He had a prophetic prosthetic.