The dog and hieroglyphics

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Why did the dog know how to read hieroglyphics?

He was an Egypt-chien!

Scientists have deciphered hieroglyphics thought to be 5,500 years old. The first full sentence says

"This is a repost."

I was disappointed when I discovered that I can’t learn Egyptian hieroglyphics on the Rosetta Stone...

...I’ve tried to contact customer support for three weeks, and they think I’m pranking them.

What do hieroglyphics wear to private school?

Their cuneiforms.

Archaeologists have discovered the tomb of a previously unknown pharaoh.

When they opened it, the mummy was covered in chocolate and nuts. The hieroglyphics identified him as Pharaoh Roche.

Why are mothers the best at pictionary?

Because mummies know hieroglyphics.

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