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Transfiguration Jokes

Animal transfiguration

How do you turn a cat into a dog?
Splash some gas on him, step back, toss a lit match, and he goes WOOOF!

BUT IT GETS WORSE:

How do you turn a dog into a cat?
Put him in the freezer for a day, take him out, run him across a tablesaw, and he goes MEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW...

I just found the Wand of Transfiguration!

This changes everything!

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Transfiguration

Someone is wandering in a leather shop looking at wallets and purses. After a while he asks the seller:

"Why this wallet is 5 times more expensive than the others?"

"It made of crocodile's penis's skin. Rub it and it will turn into a suitcase."

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