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Imodium Jokes

Imodium is not my first choice anti-diarrhea medicine...

But it's a solid number two.

Kids are getting high on Imodium now?

I don't think the juice is worth the squeeze!

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I took Imodium and anti-depressants yesterday.

I couldn't give a shit, and I'm happy about it.

What do you call the Imodium the head nurse at Hogwarts gives you?

Defense Against the Dark Farts

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My dear Watson, I appear to have mixed up my Tums with my Imodium.

Watson: No shit Sherlock.

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