New York City has a new cocktail commemorating Ida.
It’s just a Manhattan, but watered down. #WayTooSoon
Can you believe people are still in Louisiana?
Ida been gone a while ago
Knock Knock *Who’s There?* Ida *Ida Who?* Ida Like To Be Your Friend!
I have a list of friends who love palindromes!
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, De...
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Boudreaux lived down by the river in deep Louisiana.
On the other side of the river lived a guy named Clarence.
Boudreaux hated Clarence and Clarence hated Boudreaux. Every day since they were small children, they'd go down to their river banks and yell at each other across the river. They never really met each other because neither one could s...
$50 is $50
There was a newly married jewish couple called Mike and Ida that lived in a relatively small town. Every year there was a big fair that came to town that Mike and Ida decided to go to when they were 19, and they were blown away with all of the events and festivities. There was one in particular that...
Once upon a time
There was a very happy, married couple who ran a small farm.
They loved each other and all, there was just one problem – the guy farted incredibly, and enjoyed ripping seriously loud ones in bed especially.
The wife complained for years, pleaded – in vain. “One day, you’ll spill your g...
Jamie the Jewish man died
His wife Ida rang the newspaper to put in his obituary
‘It’s $10 per word’ said the man at the newspaper
‘In that case please put “Jamie died”’ she said
He said ‘unfortunately it’s a minimum of 5 words’
‘Please put “Jamie died. Volvo for sale”’
So I was walking through rural Georgia when...
...I passed a little lady with white hair and deep wrinkles sitting on her front porch who waved to me. I decided to amble up, say hello, and see if I could determine the secret to her longevity.
She told me her name was Ida and that she'd lived in this house her whole life, just as her par...