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Human Hair Jokes

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Human hair is an aphrodisiac for rhinoceroses

Keratin makes them horny

Found a human hair in my McDonald’s burger. I was so surprised....

... I didn’t know that they use natural ingredients.

A woman found a hair in her coffee.

She told this to the waiter and asked for the manager. After a minute the manager came and asked her "how can a hare fit in a cup?". She pulled out the hair from her coffee and said "see, H-A-I-R". The confused manager told her that it's not a chair it's a human hair.

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The incredible human machine

* It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

* One human hair can support 6.6 pounds.

* The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb.

* Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

* A woman's heart beats faster than a man's....

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