Found a human hair in my McDonald’s burger. I was so surprised....

... I didn’t know that they use natural ingredients.

There is a new cult called The Order of the Follicle that worships human hair.

Shaving is considered hair-esy.

A woman found a hair in her coffee.

She told this to the waiter and asked for the manager. After a minute the manager came and asked her "how can a hare fit in a cup?". She pulled out the hair from her coffee and said "see, H-A-I-R". The confused manager told her that it's not a chair it's a human hair.

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It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach...

It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. The length of a penis is 3x the length of the thumb. The femur is as hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than man's. Women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance when ...

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The Amazing Human Body

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. 

One human hair can support 6.6 pounds. 

The average man's penis is two times the length of his thumb. 

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. 

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. 
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