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Human Centipede Jokes

The Human Centipede wasn't that bad really..

...most of it was tongue in cheek.

A lot of people don’t understand the humor in the movie The Human Centipede…

I thought it was pretty obvious that most of the movie was tounge in cheek

Say what you want about The Human Centipede

The film's director really knew how to bring people together...

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I went drinking with a human centipede

The first guy could hold his liquor.

The rest of them got completely shitfaced.

I had to shut down my human centipede program

I couldn’t make ends meet.

Did you hear that Crash Test Dummies wrote a musical based on The Human Centipede?

It’s called "Mmf Hff Fm Hhmff Fhuhr Hmfhmf."

Do you know who was the biggest sponser of the movie Human Centipede?

Nokia.

Nokia - Connecting people

Sorry.

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Ever see the movie human centipede?

That movie sucks ass.

I had to quit my job at the Human Centipede laboratory.

I was having trouble making ends meet.

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The most ironic thing about the human centipede...

Is that the person who kisses the most ass is probably the one who ends up in front

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My friend wants to do a one man show based on the human centipede movies, no one is ever going to watch that,

He needs to get his head out of his arse.

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