Marvel's greatest villain is Thanos. DC's greatest villain

is Rotten Tomatoes.

Why are there no vegan DC heroes?

Because they are afraid of rotten tomatoes.

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To follow the sidebar I present you the worst and unfunniest joke I know:


What did the car say to the cow? BEEF BEEF!

What did the cow say to the car? MOOOOOOOOOOOve

Haha! Please don't forget to purchase the best rotten tomatoes nearby to throw at me, they are of the best ro...

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