His trainer says to him "I'll take care of the first 2 customers to show you how it's done and you can look after the 3rd.”
So the trainer goes to the first customer and says "Can I help you, m’am?" Lady goes "I'm looking for some garden hose.”
Trainer "Okay 10, 20 or 30 ft?"
Why do vacuum hoses suck?
Because they’re not long enough.
I have fetish for twisting up water hoses
Some would call it a kink
A man was baking Christmas cookies for his neighborhood, when he saw two women in a fight with hoses.
His original intent was to give one cookie to everyone, but these women, in their red coats, just couldn’t seem to decide between something. He called the police thinking it had grown too serious. The police came, and the women were identified as the Raign family cousins and arrested. Then h...
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Dad's definition of fucking shit bitches hoses!!!
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him “coats and jackets”. Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word “fucking”, and for a second time, asked his father what it meant. His father promptly s...
What did Axl Rose name the colonics spa that he proudly opened?
'Buns n Hoses'
Men's Helpline for Women
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He wa...