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Headless Horseman Jokes

What's The Headless Horseman's Favorite Drink?

Decappuccino

What did The headless horseman say before leaving the party?

I’ll beheading off then

The headless horseman decided to never come back

After all, how could he face everyone?

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

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What do you call an equestrian that has never received a blow job?

A Headless Horseman!

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You ever hear about the jockey who’s partner doesn’t do oral sex?

You could say he was the headless horseman

Corny puns

Why can't the headless horseman ever win a race?

A: Because he can never get a head

What is Tiger Wood's favorite type of club?

A: The wood

Which Halloween costume has the hardest time getting to third base?

The Headless horseman

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