Horse Track Jokes

I had this strange dream the other night, July 7th to be exact. I was alone in this wide open field, and on this field was a large number seven. This confused me, and woke me up, I looked at the clock and sure enough it was seven o’clock. I thought this was strange but didn’t think too much into it,... read more

Three blondes were walking in the woods. They found some tracks. The first said "oh its wolf tracks!" The second said, "No, its horse tracks." And the third one said "I think its pig tracks" shortly after they were all hit by a train.

They come across some tracks. The first person says that they are deer tracks. The second disagrees and says they are moose tracks. The third says the other two are dumb and that they are clearly horse tracks.

They were still arguing when the train hit.

The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"

The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"

The third blondie said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"

They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.

Blonde girl one said "These are wolf tracks."

Blonde girl two rolled her eyes and said "No Lori, you're such an idiot, these are deer tracks."

Blonde girl three piped up and said "You are both wrong, these are obviously horse tracks."

They stood there arguing over the tracks fo... read more