"Hello Boris," says the gold fish "I will grant you three wishes". Excited brexeter says "I really like Donald Trump. Can I have a road running through the UK to America?", The goldfish laughs and tells him that bulding such thing on water is impossible! "Another wish, Boris" slightly annoyed Boris ...
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90 year enters the doctor's office on a wheelchair for checkup.
Doctor asks how he feels generally.
Old man: I feel great. In fact I am expecting a baby with my hot 20 year old new girlfriend.
The doctor who is obviously surprised asks: Really? Or you are just kidding me?
The old man pulls up his phone and shows the doctor a picture himself ...