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A Russian goes to a sex therapist...

[Old joke]. A Russian goes to a sex therapist:

The therapist asks, "So tell me about the last time you had sex."

The Russian replies, "Last month, I have sex with horse."

The therapist is taken aback, "Um... so tell me, how long have you been having relations with um.. barn an...

Scottish man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.

The Scottish man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thats full O coos Sharn ' (Don't drink the water ya fool, it's full of cow s ** t.)

The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.

The Scottish man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'

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