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High Score Jokes

Three friends throw darts for high scores at a pub...

The first dude hits the 20 three times and calls: "SIXTY!"

The second one hits two darts in the 20 and one in the triple 20 and shouts: "ONE HUNDRED!"

When the third guy takes his turn, after throwing a 20 and a triple 20 the third dart deflects off the board and hits a nun sitting at ...

Why do we get such high scores in the reading test?

Because we Reddit

I've been counting calories.

I'm trying to beat my high score.

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Every time I have with my German girlfriend she rates it.

Today I set a new high score which was 9 (NOT OC)

I found an addictive game at an arcade.

It's a version of whack-a-mole, except to avoid any copyright issues, you try to whack baby goats. It might sound lame, but I was getting the hang of it and I had almost beaten the high score.

It was already late, and I didn't notice the time passing by. By the time I had actually gotten the...

What's the difference between a nerd and a stoner?

One gets high scores, while the other gets high on scores.
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