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Helping Hand Jokes

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A helping hand...

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as ...

Confucius say, man who have no helping hands

get defeat!

A suicidal man is teetering on the edge of a roof...

Behind him, he hears a voice beg, "Please, sir, don't do this."

There is a young woman behind him, repairing an HVAC unit.

"Life may look bleak, but that's part of the beauty of living. Look at me, I got pregnant at age 15, kicked out of my family home and had to live a hard life."
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A woman is walking...

in a park with her 5-year-old grandson when she notices two dogs fucking each other. She immediately thinks, 'Oh no! How am I going to explain this to him?'

Naturally the kid points right at them and asks, 'What are those dogs doing, grandma?'

She explains, 'Well...the dog on the back ...

Mother in law

A lady had 3 son in laws and she wanted to know who is the sincerest of them so she thought of trying them out one by one.

One day she asked the eldest one to come and help her in some errands. On the way back home she deliberately jumped into a water well and starts to drown. The eldest with...

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