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How do I eat my food when I have a cold?

I - I - I - CHHHEEEWWWWWWW!!

I have a cold and the symptoms keep changing.

It’s a very fluid situation.

A man went to see his doctor . . .

"Doctor," he said, "my head's stuffed up, I'm sneezing, I'm coughing, I've got the chills. I think I have a cold. What should I do?"

The doctor says, "First, you should soak in a tub of ice water for about a half hour. Then, you should stand in front of a fan that is going full blast. The...

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A white man tells a black man

Why do people call you color man ?? To what the black man answers " I don't know


When I was born; I was black.
When I started to grow, I was black.
When I go to the beach I'm black.
When I have a cold I'm still black.
When I have panic I'm black.
When I'm sick I'm black....

My doctor must be a very visual person,

Whenever I have a cold he holds out my medication and says "vitamins, see".

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