A mathematician is afraid of flying due to small risk of a terrorist attack. So, on every flight he takes a bomb with him in his hand luggage.
“The probability of having two bombs on the same plane is virtually zero!”
Do you know why you should always bring a bomb in your hand luggage when you’re flying?
Because the chances of one person bringing a bomb, is very low. But the chances of two people bringing a bomb, is almost impossible.
I tried bringing some shrooms on holiday with me in my hand luggage...
...I couldn't in the end as I didn't have mushroom.
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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b\*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b\*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don...