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Baggage Handler Jokes

I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I had with an airport baggage handler.

He lost my case.

A baggage handler couldn’t understand how he caught COVID 19 but was discharged from hospital the next day.

The Doctor told him it was a brief-case.

An old lady goes to the Airport with her dog in a pet carrier.

She says to the ticket agent, “I am going to Israel with my dog and I want to make sure nothing happens to him. He is very important to me. Please take good care of him and I will reward you with $10,000”. The ticket agent says no problem and takes the pet carrier. She goes to the baggage handlers a...

An airplane joke

The pilot comes on the speaker

Pilot: "Now that we are in the air I figured I'd lighten it up with a joke. Knock knock"

Passengers "Whose there?"

Pilot: "Superman"

Passengers: "Superman who?"

Pilot: "You're at forty thousand feet, it's either me, or a really unluck...

In his job, my dad's never lost a case.

That makes him Heathrow's top baggage handler.

I've never lost a single case in my career

I'm the best baggage handler at LAX.

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