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Toupe Jokes

I just opened a wig shop for vengeful mad scientists and evil geniuses experiencing hair loss.

It's called "There'll be hell toupe".

Why did the bald guy go to the bathroom?

He had toupe.

My friend and I make wigs...

It's not that exciting but it helps toupee the bills.

What happens when the devil goes bald?

...there's hell toupe!

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I know, I know, but it came from my 12 year old and I thought it was pretty clever and "risque" for that age.

If trump doesn't get the Republican nomination

There will be hell toupe

(Converted from another joke found in this board!)

Bird Jokes

Just some random bird-brain jokes...

What do you call a bird that picks its nose? A flicker

What do you call a bird that works at a restaurant? A wader

What bird can do more that others? Pelican

What two birds met in the insane asylum? A cuckoo and a loon

What bir...

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