My niece asked me what Cu.M. stands for

It took me 2 minutes to understand it was Cubic Meter and not something I was thinking.

Boyfriend: “The World is flat”

Girlfriend: Noo It isn’t you idiot..

Boyfriend: But you are my world baby...

Girlfriend: Awww you are so cu.... wait what!?!?

It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date,

Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue's father suggests: "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all ...

Damn girl, are you the element symbols of copper and tellurium?

cause you CuTe

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Hey girl, are you made of Copper, Nitrogen, Terbium, and Silver?

Because you are a CuNTbAg.

A man with a stutters sits on a train

He asks his neighbour: "e e excu cu se se m m me, wh wh what t t ti time i i is i i it?"

His neighbour remains quiet. This repeats a few times until a friendly person takes a pity and answers the stuttering guy.

After the stuttering guy leaves the train, the friendly person asks the...

What did the criminal chemist say as he was escaping from a police officer?

Cu later Copper!

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Why is having sex with a lump of bronze considered incestuous?

Because you're still fucking a CuSn

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What’s long, hard and has cum in it?

A cuCUMber

What did the copper circle say as it rolled through town?

"Cu around"

Copper is the only element that have eyes

Becuase it can Cu.

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The King of the Jungle [long] [nsfw]

The lion, the king of the jungle, once summoned all the animals to celebrate his new born child. Sure enough all the animals showed up and gazed with awe upon the famous lion's rock.

The lion roared fiercly and all animals awaited silently the big announcement of their king. After a brief mom...

Two chemists are hanging out at a bar after work...

One gets up to go home and says "future copper". Puzzled, the other gazes back for a moment before the first clarifies, "Cu later"

"My name is Talia, my mother gave me that name." [NSFW]

Batman: Is your first name Jenny? Coz then you'd be Jennytalia, and I hear you're a total cu**.

Two strings walk into a bar

Two strings walk into a bar. The bartender says, “what can I get you guys?”

The first string says, “I’ll have a beer quag fulk koiygf jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67~[[*howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xv#@cu”

“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says, “He isn’t null-terminated.”

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