2 elderly couples were walking down a street, the husbands were talking to each other and the wives were talking to each other...
Husband 1: "I went to a restaurant recently and it was absolutely delightful. For the first time my wife really enjoyed herself:
Husband 2: "That sounds wonderful, I should take my wife there, what was the name of the place?"
H1: "Uh, lets see... a flower.. it's got red petals.. green ...
Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?
Officer in a Hummer H1 stop next to a Soldier in a Wrangler:
Officer : "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again! Do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, SIR!"
Two women are having a conversation at work...
Woman 1: How was your evening?
Woman 2: It was a disaster. My Husband came home, ate his dinner, and immediately fell asleep. How was yours?
W1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner we went for a nice stroll. Then, when we came ho...
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