A gecko lizard is walking through the Australian bush, heading toward the river for a drink.
On his walk he comes across a koala sitting in a gum tree, smoking a joint and stops for a chat.
"Gidday, mate. What are you doing?"
The koala replies, "Smoking a joint, come up and join...
Soon after the General retired..., he decided he must do something different...
He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank...!
*He soon found himself on an island with no flagstaff, no batmen, no ADC, no club, no canteen, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts.*
After about four months,...
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A woman from Sydney who was a tree hugging, vegetarian and anti-hunter purchased a piece of native bush land in northern N.S.W.
There was a large gum tree on one of the highest points in her property.
She wanted a good view of the natural splendour of her land, so she started to clim...
Everything you need to know about Australia
I REALLY hope these are true
These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for stupid questions!)
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After years of hard work, an ambitious yuppie books himself on a Caribbean cruise.
He has the time of his life until the boat sinks and he ends up on a desert island. A month later the man looks out to sea and sees a gorgeous woman rowing to shore. He asks her where she’s come from.
"I was shipwrecked last year," she says. "I’ve been stranded on the other sid...
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