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Gropes Jokes

What do you call someone who gropes a dinosaur?

A rex offender

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A tattooist gropes women breasts in exchange for his services.

His motto: Tit for Tat



Thats a reasonable price

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A gorilla walks into a bar

He sits down on a bar stool and orders himself a gin-tonic. The bartender looks on in total surprise and gives him a gin-tonic. The gorilla drinks his glass completely empty and asks how much to pay. The bartender, still amazed, curious about what will happen next asks him for $20. The gorilla grope...

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The 3 Blind Men and an Elephant

The first blind man gropes around and feels the elephant's butt cheeks. After a few minutes he declares an elephant soft and round, like a pillow. The second blind man gropes around and feels the elephant's testicles, and declares the first man is wrong, an elephant is like a pair of coconuts. The t...

A young man was walking his date home ...

when they passed by a graveyard. The dusk was settling in and as the shadows were creeping, she locked her arm in his. He turned and asked, "A bit eerie isn't it?"

"Yes, isn't it."

As his hand slides around her waist, he asks, "Getting creepy isn't it?"

She says, "Yes isn't it...

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A village is invaded by the enemy army

During a war, an army enters a village and the commander decides to execute all villagers by the firing squad. But, he also wants to entertain himself and gathers the men and the women across each other. Then, the soldiers blindfold the women and leave the men butt-naked.

The commander says "...

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