A young man was walking his date home ...

when they passed by a graveyard. The dusk was settling in and as the shadows were creeping, she locked her arm in his. He turned and asked, "A bit eerie isn't it?"

"Yes, isn't it."

As his hand slides around her waist, he asks, "Getting creepy isn't it?"

She says, "Yes isn't it...

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A village is invaded by the enemy army

During a war, an army enters a village and the commander decides to execute all villagers by the firing squad. But, he also wants to entertain himself and gathers the men and the women across each other. Then, the soldiers blindfold the women and leave the men butt-naked.

The commander says "...

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The 3 Blind Men and an Elephant

The first blind man gropes around and feels the elephant's butt cheeks. After a few minutes he declares an elephant soft and round, like a pillow. The second blind man gropes around and feels the elephant's testicles, and declares the first man is wrong, an elephant is like a pair of coconuts. The t...

*Worst joke award * Three men are sitting in a bar.........

a Canadian, an American and an Australian. They've been talking all afternoon about how each is the best at picking up females, each boasting over the other. To settle this the three decide to place a bet, that being the first of the three to pick up the very next female to walk into the bar will b...

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