Furtively Jokes

There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion, and the captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has made the rounds, the commander looks at the captain and says, "Wait a minute. You haven't shown me that small blue building over there. What's that used for?"
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So she decided to journey from the convent and into town to find out for herself.

When she entered the bakery, the baker greeted her with a big smile.

“Greetings Sister! What can I get for you today?”

“What do you suggest?” She asked.

“Well, this new recipe of mine has ... read more

”Man, am I scared!” confided Paddy to Seamus, looking furtively around the pub. ”I just got a card from a guy saying that he would shoot me if I did not stay away from his wife.”

”Well, stay away from his wife,” advised Seamus, ”and you have got no problem.”

”How can I?” moaned Paddy, ... read more

He calls the bartender over and asks him to get him a beer. The bartender returns with a cold beer and a paper boat filled with peanuts.

He slowly drinks his beer, and eventually starts cracking open peanuts and eating them absent-mindedly.

*"I like your tie. It contrasts very well wi... read more