He must be stupid. I don’t have one of those, I’m a guy.
Dave was a cannibal, and a conceited one at that.
So when he was in a bad car accident, the people of his town weren’t very sympathetic. But when they learned that he died, they softened up a bit. “I didn’t know that his injuries were life threatening,” one of his neighbors said. Another replied that they weren’t. “Well then how did he die?” th...
I don't understand why people do all of these marathons for cancer
If I was to do one, I would expect a trophy, not a life threatening disease
A man reaches a river, and ponders how to cross.
He looks out, and sees that the river is far too wide to swim, lest he tire and drown. He would have tried making a raft, but there were no trees in sight, nor any other manner of building material. Stumped but determined, he decided to follow the river until he reached a point where the river narro...
The power of right communication
An elderly man was on the operation table awaiting a very life threatening complicated surgery on him and he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he spoke to his son-in-law.
'Yes, Dad, What is it?'
'Dont...
So a horse is in a farm...
A horse is in a farm when one day he finds a website that claims it can teach any farm animal music.
"That's amazing," thinks the horse "I've always wanted to learn to sing."
He signs up for the website, and within a few weeks he is an incredible singer.
Impressed, he tells his ...
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