I once heard a story of a man who played Destiny, trying to get the greatest boots of all time, named The Dubstep Grieves.
He died waiting for the drop.
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The Unlucky Wife
A very religious 30 year-old Catholic virgin who profusely protested using birth control, wanted a large family. She finally finds the perfect man who accepts and whole-heartedly agrees with her religious values. They marry 3 months later and are overjoyed to be blessed with healthy triplets. Sad...
Ukrainian mother-in-law joke
The morning after the wedding, the newlywed couple is sitting at the kitchen table when they are joined by the bride's mother. The husband, still slightly drunk from last night, decides that now is the proper time to display his manly authority.
He starts by calmly issuing his demands. "For b...
There was a pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers
He was a man who led with gentleness, faith, and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the entire world.
As the pope approached the Gates of heaven, St Peter greeted him in a firm embrace. "Welcome, Your Holiness. Your dedication and unselfishness in serving your fellow man during your life has...
I thought of an alternative title for john wick
A woman gets married and has 10 kids.
Eventually, her husband dies, and she waits a year to grieve and gets married a second time. With that husband she has 8 kids.
That husband also dies, so she ends up getting married a third time. She has 6 kids with this man.
After a few years, this husband also dies. Finally, the wo...
The living forest
There once lived a monk who took care of a sentient forest. The queen of a neighboring country heard of this forest and wanted to see it for herself, so she traveled there to meet the monk and see his forest.
The monk, honored by his esteemed visitor, showed her around, one beautiful grove af...
The Bell Ringer
A priest stands alone in his church. It is a beautiful old church with a great tall bell tower. Suddenly, the front doors of the church open and a hobbled old man walks in. He is barely able to walk and his back is so hunched he can barely look up at the priest. The old man walks up to the priest an...
A blonde comes into work crying...
As she sets down at her desk, her boss comes over and asks her whats wrong.
Blonde: my mother just died.
Boss: Please, go home, you of course can take time to grieve and take care of anything.
Blonde: No I want to distract myself today.
Later that day the boss walks past...
John and Lorraine were inseparable.
They played together, went to school together, ate together, grew up together, argued with each other, made up with each other, and then eventually, they married each other. One day at work, John meets a new coworker, Samantha Cleary -- she didn't like being called Samantha or Sam, so she went by...